O.M.G.

Duuuuuuuuuuudes......its 2011! For, like, ten months! I haven't posted anything in forevers! Is anyone else still alive???

Cause, you know, I kinda need people other than these to talk to.

Please.

Keep me sane.

Oh. My. God. We haven't posted anything on here since CHRISTMAS. Wow, we are pathetic. Well, at least, Brandon is.
Am not.
Are too.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
Don't you have a kid to take care of? Pretty sure I hear them crying.
Whatev's. *shuffles out*
HI!!!!!!!! XD So, like Iggy says, we ahve taken FUHEVAH to get back to you guys. Which isn't really fair to you, all our faithful followers who love us so much and refuse to can us even though we cheated on you with those.... irritating little brats of cubs. No, seriously guys, I cannot stand having one little kid around. let alone FIVE.
Funny, that's how we all feel about you.
Shuttup Dante. Don't get me wrong, their cute and cuddly and all, but c'mon, a guys gotta have some privacy.
I liked the part when you fell asleep on the couch and they poured red Jell-O all over your face.
I lol'd at that too.
That was not cool not cool AT ALL. I hate red Jello.
You don't like it just cuz that chick Tina poured it down your pants after you tried hitting on her.
She's just jealous I have bigger biceps.
What?
You're an idiot Brandon. A pure idjit.
You used the lamest pickup line I have ever heard.
No, I didn't it was actually pretty good.....
He, hehehe, you said (and I quote) "Hey, girl, do you work for Verizon? 'Cuz you're kinda raising my bar."
I Laughed. Alot. Especially when her girlfriend came over and slapped you in the face with a slice of ham from her sandwich.
How the heck was I supposed to know she doesn't like guys?!?
Um, gee, I don't know. Maybe the fact that SHE"S NEVER GONE OUT WITH A GUY should've clued you in.
I also cracked up when her little brother came to soccer practice and put a partially disected frog down your shirt.
Yeah, that was classic. I like Tina's little brother now.
I hate you guys.
Can I have my computer back now?

Hey dudes! And dudettes! I'm totally sorry we haven't posted in like forever, but it's kinda hard to type with paws while you're running after a bunch of little bratz. Humans and wolf alike. Sheesh. you'd think christmas would be quiet, but no, not for us. All the boys say hi. And Brandon wants me to tell you he gave you all candy canes as presents.
And mistletoe for the ladies!!
Whatevers.

So..... what's up? *cringe* Ok, ok, so I know I haven't exactly been completelyand utterly faithul to this blog, but let me tell you, fatherood is a real pain sometimes. I literally haven't slept in like three weeks. I'm just barely hanging on through gallons of coffee, and if Brandon sticks another chew toy in my cup, I am goning to skin him alive. *sigh* So, my prblems aside, I see you all are still faithfully following me. THANK YOU!!! No, seroiously, if I didn't have someone to talk to besides Sam, I wouldv'e thrown myself off a cliff. Which, speaking of cliffs, there's really nice drop off the one near our current place (sorry, you know I can't tell you where we are). Theres not much newsfrom the gang, except that the cubs are now learning to chase butterflies. Oh yeah, and Hunter said his first word- DADDY!!! I nearly cried when I heard him.
That's cuz you did cry. Like a little girl, I might add.
O.o ....... Ok, please excuse me while I go pummel Brandon for a while.

First is Streak and Balto. Hunter's in the middle, and Flecther and Striker are last. I LOOOOOOVE MY BABBIEES!!!!!!!

Thanks for all te suport and great names you guys suggested. *sigh* So, biiig news. Just last night, after three looooong hours (and boy, do I mean LONG), Sam gave birth to five beautiful squirmy wolf cubs. Say hello to Hunter, twins Streak and Balto, and twins Fletcher and Striker. Streak and Striker are girls, and Hunter, Flecther, and Balto are my three baby boys. I'm so excited right now, I have no clue how I'm able to sit here and type this so freaking calmly. Ill update pictures next.

Almost forgot. If anyone wants to find me on Gaia Online, my screen name is Hunter Wolff. Get it? The wolf that's a hunter? Man, I crack myself up.

Sorry we've been away for so long. Getting ready for the puppies, who should be coming in a few weeks. Sam's calling me to take her to the bathroom, so I'll try and get away later with more updates. Hopefully there are people that still read this thing...

SOooooooooooooooo......... we need help. Not like literal psychological help (though there is something wrong with Brandon). I mean like kid help. As in we can't decide on names for the upcoming cubs. Oh, yeah, news flash: Sam's having five of them. Five little pups with my genes. *sigh* Ahem, well, anyways, we can't decide on names. So I'm asking you guys. Me and the present cubs came up with Hunter, Balto, and Fang. Yeah, we suck, but not as much as Sam's suggestions. She keeps coming up with these weird girly names. (oh, I hope it's five boys)... Yeah, so, any suggestions?

Soooo. Yeah, Sam's pregnant. I'm so stunned. Yet Happy. I"M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!!!! Xp Sorry, ha to get that outta my system. Yeah, so since I'm a werewolf, I figure maybe like three months for the babies. Which is good, since there won't be anymore snow (hopefully). I just can't wait. *sniff* I'm gonna be a daddy...

Soooooo................... I figured out why Sam's acting all grumpyish. And I'm still in shock. It turns out that.. well.. you see... um...
Oh for Crying out loud- She's preggers!
Well, thanks for ruining the surprise.
Hehe, Iggy's still running around like a chicken with its head cut off. They went to the watchamacallit doctor yesterday- its a gynocologist brandon- and found out that Sam's gonna pop out a few little Iggylings.
That was crude Brandon.
Nah, it's just the hard truth. Besides, they shouldn't have done what they did.
they're married you moron.
Whatevs.
You're just jealous that you're getting replaced by some puppies.
Oh, God, Sam's having puppies?! I'm horrified.
*sigh*

Hmm, me and Sam seem to have been 'tagged'. Oh, well, here are the rules.
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog, you need to choose 8 peopleto get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment, telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog.

Ok, so here are my 8. Sam will post hers some other time. When she's not grumpy. *in background* I heard that! Hehe, I'm so bad.
1.i have died my hair at least 20 times during the past 4 years.
2.i have never had a girlfriend before Sam.
3.i personally think i look sexy in my calm wolf state.
4.according to Dante's calculations, I have uprooted 12 trees and overthrown 26 cars in my
enraged wolf state.
5.i always eat a bowl of cocoa crisps in the morning. its a must have.
6.i haven't seen my parents in 7 long years.
7.i tend to laugh uncontrollably when im really nervous. which hasn't been a lot lately.
8.i know that seth is the son of the man has been hunting me down, Detective Seth Davis, Sr.

Yeah those are the 8 crazy things I could think up right now. Ok, so I tag Cruz, Brandon, Dante, Gavin, Robert (congrats on the birth!), Storm, Alexandria, and Gabriel. Haha, your turn guys.

*Wedding Bells*

Dum da do da... dum da do da... here comes the bride, big, fat, and white
hahaha very funny big man
What? She looked like a marshmallow in that dress!
Shut up Brandon. Before I punch your face in.
Oh, like you did to Seth?
Yes.
*sigh* In case you weren't paying attention, Iggy punched the living daylights outta Seth. Who was the best man (don't ask). It turns out Seth only accepted Sam's invitation so he could..
Hey! I wanna tell the story!!
Jeez, fine.
yes! ok, so we decided to have the wedding at an undisclosed location (getting the priest to not call the cops was very hard). sam's brother kenneth still has connections with the outside world, so he set everything up. Soo, we help iggy get dressed (i swear, the guy cant even tie a tie), and then we get ready. seth bursts in and says that he's the best man, and iggy follows, yelling that he's only allowing it because of sam. so we go on with the ceremony (the darn priest was really edgy), and iggy looks totally awesome up there waiting for sam. so sam processes in (seriously, dudes, the wedding thingy has to get shortened). so it goes on and just as the priest gets to the objection part, you-know-who stands up and opens his mouth. (haha this is the good part). iggy clenches his teeth and says, "there is no way in hell that i am gonna let some snobbish good for nothing stand in my way of being with sam!" seth tries to retort, but cant (who would? that was really well said), so instead he throws a chair at iggy. a chair. of course iggy (with his hot temper and all) just grabs him and with one punch knoks him out. he goes back to the altar and as cool as can be, says, "you can keep going father". it.was.HILARIOUS!!! so now seth is in the hospital (probably for a broken nose) and sam and iggy are married and were all just one big happy family.
I still think you didn't have to hit him, Ig.
Why? It felt good.
Guys are so weird. *rolls eyes*
Hey, I just have to protect my pack.
Awww, Iggy, you're so sweet! *kisses Iggy on the nose*
*grins sheepishly* Yeah yeah.
Oh, gag me.

Um, in case you havent noticed, Iggy's a little werewolf-mad right now. Beeecause... Seth is here. Apparently Sam invited him to the wedding, along with her older brother Kenneth. Sooooooo, all day, Iggy's been howling and growling and acting just plain weird. I its freaky cause his eyes keep changing colors. Right now one's blue and the other's red. I hope Sam has a good explanation for this or we're all puppy chow.

Grrrrrrr....Aroof!.grrr.....*snaps jaws* awooo!.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

So. I got this cool site from Aurora (The Wolves Rein). Its http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/3254/
Its so cool cause it gives you your werewolf name. I decided to try it out for all of us here.
Me- Matias (!?!)
Sam- Moonstar (mmm, sexy)
Brandon- Bandit (bwahahahahahaha)
Dante- Bane (sweet)
Gavin- Avalanch (frigid)
Yeah, our werewolf names are kickass.

IMSOFREAKINEXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant' wait till the big day. We all voted on having the wedding on Christmas Eve.
Yeah, that way we can party all night.
Hey! Can we invite our girlfriends?
We already did. Or at least Sam did.
SWEET!!! *all three high five*
Just remember, no going into rooms ALONE or trying to convince them to "sleep over". Especially you Brandon.
What? I'm a good boy.
Yeah, right.

Ok. Yeah, this is what the cubs want to wear. They're all gonna wear that tank top under their hoodies. Yeesh. I have some weird friends. Sam's only letting them wear this stuff cause she wants them to be happy. (personally, I think it's cause she doesnt want them causing any trouble).

Ok, so we've decided, annnnnnnnnnnd.......... this is what me and Sam are gonna wear.

How bout you wear something simple?
Why?
So it'll be easy for me to hurry up and take it off of you! *rolls on the floor, laughing uncontrollably*
UGH! Your gross Iggy.
You are such a pig.
What? It was just a joke.
Yeah, a good one too *chuckles*
Hey! *whacks Brandon on the head* It was funny for me, NOT you! Don't even think that way about my girl!
AWW! Iggy, your so sweet, you know that? *kisses Iggy on the lips*
Yeesh. *rubs head*
wow. you guys are so weird.
Aren't we? *tries to ignore Sam and Iggy, who are now doing R-rated stuff on the couch* Yeesh. I'm going to my room.