Hey dudes! And dudettes! I'm totally sorry we haven't posted in like forever, but it's kinda hard to type with paws while you're running after a bunch of little bratz. Humans and wolf alike. Sheesh. you'd think christmas would be quiet, but no, not for us. All the boys say hi. And Brandon wants me to tell you he gave you all candy canes as presents.
And mistletoe for the ladies!!
Whatevers.

So..... what's up? *cringe* Ok, ok, so I know I haven't exactly been completelyand utterly faithul to this blog, but let me tell you, fatherood is a real pain sometimes. I literally haven't slept in like three weeks. I'm just barely hanging on through gallons of coffee, and if Brandon sticks another chew toy in my cup, I am goning to skin him alive. *sigh* So, my prblems aside, I see you all are still faithfully following me. THANK YOU!!! No, seroiously, if I didn't have someone to talk to besides Sam, I wouldv'e thrown myself off a cliff. Which, speaking of cliffs, there's really nice drop off the one near our current place (sorry, you know I can't tell you where we are). Theres not much newsfrom the gang, except that the cubs are now learning to chase butterflies. Oh yeah, and Hunter said his first word- DADDY!!! I nearly cried when I heard him.
That's cuz you did cry. Like a little girl, I might add.
O.o ....... Ok, please excuse me while I go pummel Brandon for a while.

First is Streak and Balto. Hunter's in the middle, and Flecther and Striker are last. I LOOOOOOVE MY BABBIEES!!!!!!!

Thanks for all te suport and great names you guys suggested. *sigh* So, biiig news. Just last night, after three looooong hours (and boy, do I mean LONG), Sam gave birth to five beautiful squirmy wolf cubs. Say hello to Hunter, twins Streak and Balto, and twins Fletcher and Striker. Streak and Striker are girls, and Hunter, Flecther, and Balto are my three baby boys. I'm so excited right now, I have no clue how I'm able to sit here and type this so freaking calmly. Ill update pictures next.

Almost forgot. If anyone wants to find me on Gaia Online, my screen name is Hunter Wolff. Get it? The wolf that's a hunter? Man, I crack myself up.

Sorry we've been away for so long. Getting ready for the puppies, who should be coming in a few weeks. Sam's calling me to take her to the bathroom, so I'll try and get away later with more updates. Hopefully there are people that still read this thing...

SOooooooooooooooo......... we need help. Not like literal psychological help (though there is something wrong with Brandon). I mean like kid help. As in we can't decide on names for the upcoming cubs. Oh, yeah, news flash: Sam's having five of them. Five little pups with my genes. *sigh* Ahem, well, anyways, we can't decide on names. So I'm asking you guys. Me and the present cubs came up with Hunter, Balto, and Fang. Yeah, we suck, but not as much as Sam's suggestions. She keeps coming up with these weird girly names. (oh, I hope it's five boys)... Yeah, so, any suggestions?

Soooo. Yeah, Sam's pregnant. I'm so stunned. Yet Happy. I"M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!!!! Xp Sorry, ha to get that outta my system. Yeah, so since I'm a werewolf, I figure maybe like three months for the babies. Which is good, since there won't be anymore snow (hopefully). I just can't wait. *sniff* I'm gonna be a daddy...

Soooooo................... I figured out why Sam's acting all grumpyish. And I'm still in shock. It turns out that.. well.. you see... um...
Oh for Crying out loud- She's preggers!
Well, thanks for ruining the surprise.
Hehe, Iggy's still running around like a chicken with its head cut off. They went to the watchamacallit doctor yesterday- its a gynocologist brandon- and found out that Sam's gonna pop out a few little Iggylings.
That was crude Brandon.
Nah, it's just the hard truth. Besides, they shouldn't have done what they did.
they're married you moron.
Whatevs.
You're just jealous that you're getting replaced by some puppies.
Oh, God, Sam's having puppies?! I'm horrified.
*sigh*