*Wedding Bells*

Dum da do da... dum da do da... here comes the bride, big, fat, and white
hahaha very funny big man
What? She looked like a marshmallow in that dress!
Shut up Brandon. Before I punch your face in.
Oh, like you did to Seth?
Yes.
*sigh* In case you weren't paying attention, Iggy punched the living daylights outta Seth. Who was the best man (don't ask). It turns out Seth only accepted Sam's invitation so he could..
Hey! I wanna tell the story!!
Jeez, fine.
yes! ok, so we decided to have the wedding at an undisclosed location (getting the priest to not call the cops was very hard). sam's brother kenneth still has connections with the outside world, so he set everything up. Soo, we help iggy get dressed (i swear, the guy cant even tie a tie), and then we get ready. seth bursts in and says that he's the best man, and iggy follows, yelling that he's only allowing it because of sam. so we go on with the ceremony (the darn priest was really edgy), and iggy looks totally awesome up there waiting for sam. so sam processes in (seriously, dudes, the wedding thingy has to get shortened). so it goes on and just as the priest gets to the objection part, you-know-who stands up and opens his mouth. (haha this is the good part). iggy clenches his teeth and says, "there is no way in hell that i am gonna let some snobbish good for nothing stand in my way of being with sam!" seth tries to retort, but cant (who would? that was really well said), so instead he throws a chair at iggy. a chair. of course iggy (with his hot temper and all) just grabs him and with one punch knoks him out. he goes back to the altar and as cool as can be, says, "you can keep going father". it.was.HILARIOUS!!! so now seth is in the hospital (probably for a broken nose) and sam and iggy are married and were all just one big happy family.
I still think you didn't have to hit him, Ig.
Why? It felt good.
Guys are so weird. *rolls eyes*
Hey, I just have to protect my pack.
Awww, Iggy, you're so sweet! *kisses Iggy on the nose*
*grins sheepishly* Yeah yeah.
Oh, gag me.